Total Medals Earned: 1,117 (From 183 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,530 Points
Medals Earned: 6/10 (195/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/155 points)
Kill god, be cool
It's part of the grind
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 6/12 (60/410 points)
Get 1 point
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points
Get 30 points
Get 35 points
Get 40 points
Get 45 points
Get 50 points
Get 55 points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score below 100
Get a score below 1k
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Obtain every power-up
Buy an outfit
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/180 points)
Catch a single fish
Catch ten fish
Catch an "S-Level" fish
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/50 (35/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/225 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Complete any level without collecting all max energy.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/135 points)
is this the right way?
where am i going?
do i remember?
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/160 points)
start the game
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
die without moving
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds